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Friday, 27. July 2007
27. července, Tbilisi Zatímco Kuba vyrazil s holkami, se kterými se dělíme v Tbilisi o obrovský 3+1 s 60 metrovou terasou, na Kazbeg, čeká mě se Žebrem natáčení českých rozvojových projektů a také prodloužení „vremeneho vozu“ pro naší Ladu. Začínáme s tím nesnadnějším – s vremenym vozem. Díky sekretariátu české ambasády v Tbilisi získáváme dvě záhadná telefonní čísla. Po několika marných telefonátech, kde na nich nikdo nereaguje na ruštinu získáváme konečně telefonní číslo na jistého Míšu. Míša nám radí dvě adresy v Tbilisi, kde by nám celníci měli povolení k tomu cestovat po Gruzii autem prodloužit. Taxim jedeme na okraj města a v domě s dvoumetrovým nápisem Police několika policistům opakujeme svůj dotaz. Po klasické radě, ať s autem přejedeme hranice a tím dostaneme vremenyj voz na dalších 20 dní, se nakonec zatváří, že nám bumážku vydají na místě. Jásáme do chvíle než chtějí vidět naší Ladu na vlastní oči. Nejspíš nám nevěří, že jsme s naším strojem ujeli přes 3 800 kilometrů.


Auto je osm kilometrů daleko a do polední pauzy ho předvést nestihneme, takže „závtra...“ O den později v devět ráno parkujeme Ladu před známou policejní stanicí. Za nahlédnutí do motoru a zkontrolování výrobních čísel platíme 20 GEL (360 Kč). Za každý kilogram auta platíme u jiné přepážky 1 Tetri, tedy dalších 15 GEL. Odevzdáváme všechny bumágy a čekáme. Hodinu, druhou... Nakonec získáváme lejstro plné gruzínských klikiháků s vysvětlením: „Až budete odjíždět z Gruzie, stavte se u nás, a my vám zrušíme dovoz auta a dáme čtyři dny k vycestování.“ Se Žebrem na policajta jen nevěřícně zíráme... Peníze jsou fuč a v ruce máme papír, který pro nás znamená po návratu z hor 500 kilometrovou zajížďku zpátky do Tbilisi. Chvíli se rozčilujeme, já hystericky a Žebro zlým pohledem. Přes dva úředníky jsme se prokřičeli až k nejvyššímu a nejtlustšímu chlapíkovi, který nám vysvětlil, že s naší situací se už vážně nedá nic dělat, takže se uvidíme za 14 dní zase v Tbilisi.

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1. 14-10-2007 20:31
 
hehe, to je taky napad tam jet autem 8) bez auta je to vsechno v cajku 8)
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honza
2. 14-10-2007 20:41
 
jojo Kazbeg to je paradni kopec :) a tu skharu zavidim, tam to musi byt SUPER
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